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Experts say that this news will force everyone who has exploits for unpatched vulnerabilities to use them as soon as possible, resulting in global cybernuclear war. We recommend you disconnect all your infrastructure and equipment from the internet until we’ve been able to dispatch our solution to you.
The pricing model for this security solution is still being discussed, more news as this story develops.