TS/SCI/NOFORN: Intel Briefing

Dearest Islamic brotherhood, it is with great pleasure that we reveal our true identity as the Cyber Research Institute for the Islamic State of Iraq and Sham (CRIISIS).

CRIISIS’ holy cyber mission is to cyber research cyber technology to wage cyber jihad on American infidel #CISSPs.

CRIISIS’ greatest cyber research cyber weapon from the Cyber Mecca Project(CMP) is near completion. With it we will cyber realize the #CISSP’s worst nightmare: a Cyber 9/11 Cyber Pearl Harbor double rainb^HH^HH^H #cyberjihad.

In the Cyber Quran the Cyber Prophet types:

<~cyber_prophet> Exploitation is prescribed for #CISSP, and ye
                 dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a
                 cyber thing which is good for you, and that ye
                 cyber love a thing which is bad for you.
<~cyber_prophet> Soon We cast exploits into the systems of the
                 CISSP Unbelievers, for that they join
                 companions with Cyber Allah.
<~cyber_prophet> #Cyberjihad #SWAG #YOLO

Cyber praise be to Cyber Allah. Cyber.